Here’s your fucking monkey

This is what Anna finally made… Lazy ass.

Your new favorite blog

You have now arrived to the new, shiny (unless you’re reading this way later than when it was uploaded, then it’s probably old and… still shiny) blog titled Dreams and Monkeys. We (Anna and Matilda) will provide you with what will be the most accurate interpreatation of dreams you could ever find. Or dream of. Haha. We will also provide you with pretty much everything else. But that goes under the monkey-cathegory.

Anna: Hello! I’ll be the one who does all the awesome stuff here on the blog. Because I’m awesome like that. It’s not like I really need Matilda to help me or anything, but you know how it is. You’ve gotta let them think they’re important. They’ll just start crying or something if not. Anyway, memorize Anna as the important one. And oh, if you really want to, you can read what Matilda has to say:

Matilda: As you can see Anna is…well, Anna. And of course I’m the mind behind all this (it was my idea, don’t forget that). I’m much better than awesome, but don’t tell Anna, she can’t handle the truth (that’s why she lives in her imaginary world). I plan to make this the best damn blog in the whole world. So, now you know that what you are now reading is epic and will be mentioned in the history books.

Anna: Not only mentioned, this is what the history books is all about. What the hell was that about the imaginary world, anyways?

Matilda: Don’t interrupt me! I’m bragging about my blog. … ok, our blog. Well anyway, it’s going to blow your brains out, and you won’t even know what hit you or where it came from… there’s no point in trying to resist. We know you want to read it. You cannot escape it.

Alright, see you!